Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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