Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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