omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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