I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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