nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
my poor anus
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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