dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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