At least make sure they are 18
Why
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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