yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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