Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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