I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
that may or may not have been my penis.
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