It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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