watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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