i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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