I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize