This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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