I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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