you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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