I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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