You can't special order awesome
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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