Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
