He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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