new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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