her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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