Will you blow on my dice?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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