with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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