You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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