But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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