did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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