My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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