This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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