I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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