The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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