Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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