Where did you get a picture of my penis
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
do nipples grow back?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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