I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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