Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
If its not for food we ain't going out.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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