took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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