we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
