talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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