i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My vagina is officially offended.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
