Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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