Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Also, beer. Big fan.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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