no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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