She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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