don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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