you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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