im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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