I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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