Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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