if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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