He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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