why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"