I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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