very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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