He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You need Xanax blowdarts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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